Um…eww?

This box came for my co-worker (with whom I share a cube) last week. I am expecting some software that was supposed to be shipped to her. So I opened the box just now.

Well, it’s not the software. I looked inside quickly and saw a rectangular box with a topless woman on it.

I assumed it was porn. I looked again. I was wrong. It is NOT porn.

It is a LATEX THONG. Says something about “giving pleasure on every movement”.

I taped the box back up and am now sitting in my cube shaking.

I will never be able to look at this woman the same way again.

Advertisements

~ by Matt Stratton on December 29, 2003.

5 Responses to “Um…eww?”

  1. Well, dude, need the details? Is she a mover? A shaker? A hottie? Or would this be like a rubberband around a glob of jello? Need the info. heh.

  2. Didn’t the return addy or lack there of, tip you off? Perhaps someone sent it to her as a joke, hoping she would open it at work?

  3. Maybe she *wanted* you to find it…

    <8^o

  4. No, because later in the day, I was on the phone with her, and I said “Hey, you got a box here”, and she excitedly said “Oh, good…have Dave bring it home” (Dave is her neighbor who also works in our office).

    Ewww.

  5. freaky!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

 
%d bloggers like this: