I swear I saw heavymetalsushi in here somewhere…

I steal women’s underwear and wear them on my head

“I am the eater of sooooouls!”

“I have lots of different attacks, but there is the sexy beam…”

“I use my tentacles to do…well, tentacly things to people…”

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~ by Matt Stratton on August 22, 2004.

4 Responses to “I swear I saw heavymetalsushi in here somewhere…”

  1. oh my god… that’s a mensa convention if i ever saw one. jeez.

  2. it wasn’t me, i swear!

  3. Have you been talking with my boyfriend? It sounds suspiciously like the kinda crazy shyte he comes up with.

  4. Have you been talking with my boyfriend? It sounds suspiciously like the kinda crazy shyte he comes up with.

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