Good times courtesy of Mr. Jakeypants

Especially for and …

The Nomad Files

Found this on Jake’s homepage. It’s a list of emails received at the “robots.com” email domain of Nomadic Technologies.

Here are some highlights:

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 19:41:34 EST
From: ******
To: nomad@robots.com
Subject: Help

Me amd my friend JOHNPOP123 are doing a robot for our science fair we are
trying to make the eyes solar panal and it does not work please list evrey
possible that might be wrong and list how to fix it.

Date: Sun, 02 Aug 1998 20:44:09 -0400
From: Mike Cadger
To: nomad@robots.com
Subject: Weeblebot

I was just kind of wondering…if it would be possible to make a robot
designed like a weeble, so you cant knock it over…this would be
usefull in rough terrain, so if the robot falls…it Pops back up, just
like the best invention ever, The weeble.

Just a thought

-Mike Cadger

remember “weebles wobble, but the DON’T fall down!”

From:
To: mercury@robots.com
Sent: Wednesday, November 22, 2000 9:54 PM
Subject: Yo!

I want a robot dog! Please! Actually let me be a little more polite, O.K. give
it to me now or I sware to God I will go to your freakin’ house and cut your
freakin’ head off!

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3 Responses to “Good times courtesy of Mr. Jakeypants”

  1. niiiice.

  2. My favorite:

    Hello I have made a artificial intelligence program
    and made a HUGE breakthro it thinks it talks

    Er…so, does it talk? Or does it only think that it talks? If it doesn’t talk, how does he know that it thinks it does?

    Truly a mystery.

  3. I need to make a robot that not only looks like a human but acts like one. I have most of the things to build the body but what I need is instructions

    Look, dude, a blow up doll is going to be safer for you, k?

    And what sort of “things” does he have to “build the body”? Are we collecting from graveyards or killing our own specimens?

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