Astros = pussies

If any of you are Astros fans, you might as well let me know so I can take you off of my friends lists.

Lance Berkman is a fucking pussy. Even your local papers admit the ball didn’t hit him in the head. I bet he gets the Best Actor nod this year. Might make up for his lack of balls.

That being said, I don’t blame Berkman for the Cubs’ loss yesterday. I blame Corey “I Drank Last Night” Patterson and the rest of the squad for just phoning in a game. Man, that’s the first time that I can remember leaving a Cubs game EARLY. Disgusting.

~ by Matt Stratton on August 30, 2004.

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