For good laugh, read this or something

The greatest eBay feedback of all time

Some samples:

Remember when you spit in my mouth when I was sleeping? Well, I was awake. A+

I was going to leave feedback, but the window’s open and now I’m cold.

I once had a fork. It looked like a spoon, so I called it a spoon. Was I wrong?

If you sell cereal and milk separately, I will bid! Otherwse, it will get soggy.

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~ by Matt Stratton on May 3, 2005.

4 Responses to “For good laugh, read this or something”

  1. When I open boxes of cereal, you should be inside. Yes, you’re THAT GOOD!

    CONFIDENT SELLER. HAS YOUTHFUL OVA. VERY PROFESSIONAL INDEED. YES.

    I am new in America! Thank you eBay for wonderful wife! I will beat her often!
    Reply by member546461: You’re Very Welcome.

  2. I would like to shake your hand. I do not have any arms, though. I’m sad now.

    I ordered a car picture, but you sent me a live tuna fish! Great! I can eat it!

    Pornography is bad because God will kill you and eat your bones. TERIFFIC SALE!
    Reply by bishop2: I have not dealt with this person. Do not understand the “feedback.”

  3. Sun goes up, pants go up. Sun goes down, pants go down.

    of course, these are all way funnier when you relate them to the names of the sellers he’s giving the feedback to (this was to “routine”.

  4. Sun goes up, pants go up. Sun goes down, pants go down.

    of course, these are all way funnier when you relate them to the names of the sellers he’s giving the feedback to (this was to “routine”.

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