Liz Phair – “Somebody’s Miracle”

So I got my hands on an advance copy of Liz Phair’s new album, Somebody’s Miracle.

It’s absolute trash. I am so disappointed. I actually LIKED the last album. But seriously, Kelly Clarkson rocks harder than Liz does on this album.

I’m going to give it a few more listens to see what happens, but my initial feedback is that it’s predictable, too smooth around the edges, and very far removed from any semblance of rock and roll. It’s like listening to Celine Dion sing about blowjobs.

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~ by Matt Stratton on September 22, 2005.

8 Responses to “Liz Phair – “Somebody’s Miracle””

  1. Well, that is teh suck.

  2. You…ought to be shot.

    If you’re going to bash somebody, be sure you get your facts straight! Celine Dion doesn’t give blowjobs, Justin Timberlake does.

    You may think Liz Phair’s nothing, but she’s a damn sight better than some jackass who blogs about an album and gets all the details wrong! And you call yourself a fan?!?!?!

    Oh, and SPEAKING of getting everything wrong, nearly all of these commenters are dumbasses, too!
    The album was made in CA, so no one in Florida has the right to do anything with the tracks. This is more than likely the moron who posted all over Myspace that the album was “comming”.

    Do any of you have a halfway decent thing to say about a single song on the album? If not, SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!

  3. Dawne is the new Tom Cruise.

  4. Dawne is the new Tom Cruise.

  5. *DIES LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

  6. *DIES LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

  7. I HATE YOU AND ALL THE MUSIC YOU LIKE!!!111

  8. Noooo! Say it ain’t so!!

    *sob*

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