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Shana: [He] might also be horrified to know that there will be no cake, church, officiant, garter, bouquet toss, obedience, God, or jordan almonds
Matt: I hate jordan almonds
Shana: I hate obedience

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~ by Matt Stratton on August 28, 2007.

18 Responses to “2323”

  1. what kind of evil pinko commies ARE you people, hating delicious candy coated almonds and extra-delicious wedding cake??
    And is it actually a wedding with no officiant? Doesn’t someone have to sign the paperwork?

  2. what kind of evil pinko commies ARE you people, hating delicious candy coated almonds and extra-delicious wedding cake??
    And is it actually a wedding with no officiant? Doesn’t someone have to sign the paperwork?

  3. Quaker weddings don’t have officiants, the certificate is just signed by a few witnesses (It all depends on the state). So there is a way you can do it without the officiant.

  4. Quaker weddings don’t have officiants, the certificate is just signed by a few witnesses (It all depends on the state). So there is a way you can do it without the officiant.

  5. In Colorado, you can marry yourself. You just need two witnesses to sign the certificate.

  6. In Colorado, you can marry yourself. You just need two witnesses to sign the certificate.

  7. And there will be extra delicious desserts that don’t involve fondant icing, which is the root of all wedding evil.

  8. huh. never heard of that. learn something new everyday.

  9. huh. never heard of that. learn something new everyday.

  10. i bow in worship to diane’s cream cheese icing on our wedding cheesecake. 18 days till i get to taste it. mmmmmmmmmmmmm

  11. Fondant icing tastes like nasty sugary gum to me. SO gross. That’s why our wedding cake had the most blissful buttercream icing a cake has ever been slathered in.

    *eyes leftover cake chunks in freezer*

  12. Fondant icing tastes like nasty sugary gum to me. SO gross. That’s why our wedding cake had the most blissful buttercream icing a cake has ever been slathered in.

    *eyes leftover cake chunks in freezer*

  13. Fondant icing tastes like nasty sugary gum to me. SO gross. That’s why our wedding cake had the most blissful buttercream icing a cake has ever been slathered in.

    *eyes leftover cake chunks in freezer*

  14. That’s one way to get marriage benefits…

  15. That’s one way to get marriage benefits…

  16. That’s one way to get marriage benefits…

  17. Ma & Pa made me get a minister, but no gods were mentioned. Shana made me cupcakes! Knowing them it’ll be a very cool non-wedding like celabration.

    Those almond things are sooooooooooooo gross!

  18. Ma & Pa made me get a minister, but no gods were mentioned. Shana made me cupcakes! Knowing them it’ll be a very cool non-wedding like celabration.

    Those almond things are sooooooooooooo gross!

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