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  • 11:11 Bowling by myself while my wife gets her hair did (@ Waveland Bowl in Chicago) #
  • 12:59 I’m at Uncommon Ground (3800 n clark, Chicago). #
  • 15:04 @curiousillusion @theashes Yeah, most partner danzig classes don’t require you to bring your own partner #iamaswingdancenerd #
  • 17:31 @hamsterkitten Congrats on your 10,000th tweet! #
  • 18:21 @hamsterkitten No, but 10,002 does 🙂 #
  • 18:27 @hamsterkitten Just add three pages of "Screw Flanders" over and over again. #
  • 19:15 @SugarJones Q: How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I like bikes! #
  • 19:16 @SugarJones Q: What did Jesus say to the Chicago Cubs? A: "Dont do anything until I get back." #
  • 19:25 Me: There’s something inherently wrong about doing the Quickstep to Twisted Sister.
    My wife: That was the Jive. #
  • 19:26 RT @sheldoncooper: Happy Carl Sagan day. If we treated science icons like we treat reality TV stars he’d be on cover of every mag today #
  • 20:01 @hamsterkitten I’ve failed you yet again. #
  • 20:06 Giving my wife a choice a
    from 3 movies for 2nite: Groundhog Day, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead, or Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic. #
  • 20:07 @hamsterkitten Then we are matched well. I’m often a disappointment…but a hilarious one. #
  • 20:15 @hamsterkitten So it would seem… #
  • 21:26 @MTeson @aillyas26 @ourmaninchicago After all that, she chose Guitar Hero. #
  • 21:33 @hamsterkitten Ah, so you’re taking Anthro 101: Passive Analysis of Visual Iconography… #
  • 21:38 @hamsterkitten It was just a follow-up on your Simpsons comment. See episode DABF15 "Little Girl in the Big Ten" #
  • 21:44 @hamsterkitten Young lady, that is going in your permanent record. You’re on very thin ice! #
  • 21:49 @hamsterkitten Well that’s okay. The Simpsons haven’t been worth watching regularly in YEARS. #
  • 21:54 @hamsterkitten No. But if you were to say that Futurama was stupid….well, ladies, that’s a dealbreaker #nerdtvftw #

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~ by Matt Stratton on November 8, 2009.

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